Wednesday, October 2, 2024

Him & Me

1. Who is more likely to embarrass the other while drunk?

Since neither of us has ever been drunk, I don't really know, but probably Scotty because he embarrasses me while sober, so it would probably just be amped up with him on alcohol. 

2. Who is most likely to die in a zombie apocalypse?

I've already decided to just surrender to the zombies. Why not just join them? So me. 

3. Who is most likely to discuss your private life in public?

Me.

4. Who is most likely to prank the other?

Me. Because Scotty would like it. If he pulled a prank on me, he would be in the doghouse for a long time, and he knows that. 

5. Who is most likely to buy a gift the other person hates?

Scotty.

6. Who is most likely to be arrested for something stupid?

I don't think either of us. 

7. Who is most likely to forget the name of someone they know?

Scotty. Hands down. 

8. Who is most likely to cook dinner?

Me.

9. Who is most likely to quit their job to travel?

Neither of us. We kind of need the jobs so we can travel, but I know that's not a mentality that everyone has. 

10. Who is most likely to get jealous over something trivial?

Me. 

11. Who is most likely to lose something in the house?

Both of us lose stuff. 

12. Who's most likely to be grumpy when they're hungry?

Me.

13. Who's most likely to overspend at the grocery store?

Me on the day to day shopping, but Scotty if there's a camping trip involved. 

14. Who is most likely to tell the best jokes?

Me. Scotty's jokes are dumb.

15. Who is most likely to buy a new car without telling the other?

Neither of us would do that. 

16. Who is most likely to win a game of cards?

Scotty. Unless it's a word game like Quiddler. 

17. Who is most likely to complain about something?

Me. 

18. Who is most likely to go to bed before 9 pm?

Scotty. 

19. Who is most likely to come up with a world-changing invention?

Scotty. 

20. Who is most likely to bring home a surprise kitten?

Me. 

21. Who is most likely to binge-watch a TV series?

Either of us. Scotty watches a lot of shows while donating plasma twice a week, and I usually have a show playing in the background while I work. 

22. Who is most likely to plan things on a vacation?

Scotty does the logistics while I do the food and packing. 

23. Who is most likely to be pulled over for bad driving?

Scotty. He is more aggressive, doesn't signal for the proper amount of time, passes on the right... 

24. Who is most likely to retrain in a new career?

Either one of us could, but Scotty is the one who actually has. At this point, though, he'll probably stick with what he knows, and I'm the one who might end up somewhere entirely new someday. 

25. Who is most likely to want to go on a cruise?

Scotty. 

26. Who is more likely to drop something?

Me. I'm clumsy.

27. Who is most likely to watch a horror movie?

Scotty. 

28. Who is most likely to forget why they walked into a room?

Me.

29. Who is most likely to get annoyed with the other's music?

Me. Scotty listens to some stuff that's just awful!

30. Who is most likely to fall asleep at the movie theater?

Scotty. He always does. 

31. Who is most likely to be scared of spiders?

We don't love spiders, but neither of us is particularly scared of them. 

32. Who is most likely to have nightmares?

Me. I'm a dreamer. Scotty is not. 

33. Who is most likely to get dressed up in a fancy dress?

Definitely me. 

34. Who is most likely to spend all the savings?

Me. 

35. Who is most likely to read a book?

Me. 

36. Who is most likely to drop their phone in the toilet?

Me, considering I've done in three times, and Scotty has never. 

37. Who is most likely to grow their own fruits and vegetables?

This is something we do together!

38. Who is most likely to win in a spelling bee?

Me. I'm the better speller between us, BUT I can't spell aloud. So there will never be any reason for us to do a spelling bee together. 

39. Who is most likely to get a piercing?

Me.

40. Who is most likely to start a business?

Scotty.

41. Who is most likely to forget where they parked the car?

Me. 

42. Who is most likely to fart in public?

Me. Scotty has manners. I'm practically Shrek. 

43. Who is most likely to eat spicy food?

Scotty.

44. Who's most likely to use a swear word?

Me.

45. Who's most likely to get plastic surgery?

Me. 

46. Who spends the most money on clothes?

Me.

47. Who is most likely to be late for something?

Neither. We’re both pretty punctual.

48. Who is more likely to run out of gas?

Me.

49. Who’s messier?

It depends on what we’re doing. We are both messy in different ways. 

50. Who chooses what to watch?

Usually me because he just falls asleep anyway. 

Tuesday, October 1, 2024

Currently (October 2024 Edition)

Reading

Wearing: weird striped overalls.

Laughing about: the fact that pigs can have up to 32 nipples. And why do I know this?

Buying: clearance sandals. Might as well enjoy this perk of the season.

Dreading: washing, drying, and styling my hair today. I don’t want to do the work.

Enjoying: long pants. Although, I’m still wearing shorts a lot because we keep having hot days!

Looking forward to: a lil upcoming road trip.

Worried about: kid things. Always.

Watching

Eating: no-bake cookies.

Annoyed by: loud cars.

Listening to:


Craving: a long nap on a cold, rainy day: 

Needing: to do my girls’ IEPs today. I wish I could just send an email that says “keep everything the same, we’re good,” but we have to do all the official and legal stuff.

Sad about: the various things people are suffering from. Mental and physical illnesses and other hardships. Everyone is facing hard, heavy things.

Drinking: protein shakes that cost a bazillion dollars but we got for free. 

Cooking: Cowboy Dinner. If I follow through with my meal plan (50% chance).

Singing: “No Way” from SIX.

Sick of: my kids leaving their dirty clothes on the bathroom floor and their socks all over the house. 

Hoping: that some new clothes I ordered arrive this week. 

Playing:


Ark Nova is still a favorite right now.

Procrastinating: returning my kids’ library books. Luckily they automatically renewed for the third (but last) time yesterday.

Bummed about: the ice maker in our fridge no longer working. I’ve been buying bags of ice to get by.

Loving: my new comforter. I used my Sam’s Cash to buy it last month.

Avoiding: ministering. Sorry, Shirley. 

Grateful for: glasses. I don’t wear glasses (my vision is still really good - it’s one thing I’m holding on to with pride while the rest of me is falling apart), but I have a daughter who needs a pretty intense eyeglass prescription. Last week I taught Relief Society, and the lesson talked about the healings of Bartimeaus and the man in Bethsaida, both whom were blind, and as I thought about these miracles, I realized what a miracle it is that we can so easily correct so many ailments these days that would have been hindrances back then. My daughter, in biblical times, wouldn’t have been able to do anything for her sight. She would just have to live life blurry. But in today’s world, all she has to do is a simple eye exam, and she can see. We’re so used to these miracles that we forget they really are miracles.