Showing posts with label Lists. Show all posts
Showing posts with label Lists. Show all posts

Wednesday, June 24, 2026

An Incomplete List of Reasons I am Happy

1. One of my bathrooms is clean (or at least it was 12 hours ago. I don’t know what’s gone on in there since).

2. Next week is Nicky’s one year mark for his mission. 

3. My girls are going camping with their grandma in a few days, and this means A) activities and a change of scenery for them and B) a bit of a break for me.

4. I have tickets to see Derek Hough this week.

5. I’m watching 30 Rock for the (who knows)th time!

6. I’ve done lots of things with my friends recently, and I love them so much.

7. My favorite shorts are clean(ish).

8. I have $110 in Sam’s Cash and a $66 credit to Costco.

9. We have permanent holiday lights on our house, and they are rocking the red, white, and blue.

10. I found a missing purse, two missing gift cards, and a missing flip flop yesterday.

Monday, January 29, 2024

40 Things I Like to Do

  1. Read
  2. Dance
  3. Plan the budget
  4. Meal plan
  5. Go grocery shopping
  6. Create
  7. Lay on my couch in the coveted “best” spot
  8. Make bracelets
  9. Boondoggle
  10. Fidget
  11. Stretch my nostrils
  12. Repurpose things
  13. Decorate for holidays
  14. Feed people
  15. Laugh
  16. Play (strategy) board games
  17. Make jam
  18. Surprise my kids
  19. Freeze food
  20. Sit in my garage recliner 
  21. Blog
  22. Take pictures
  23. Bounce my leg
  24. Go to the thrift store
  25. Eat
  26. Paddle around a lake in a kayak 
  27. Get rid of stuff
  28. Listen to music
  29. Sneak food into movie theaters 
  30. Load my dishwasher
  31. Hold newborns 
  32. Play word games
  33. Do puzzles
  34. Identify birds with my bird app
  35. Go on trips with my family
  36. Text my peeps
  37. Sit with my feet up on stuff
  38. Sing
  39. Try new recipes
  40. Make lists



Friday, January 26, 2024

Forty Interesting Topics

I still have a series of “forty” posts in my draft folder. This one is a list of 40 topics I’m interested in. A lot of them, I have studied in some way - some in my formal education and some of my own accord. Others, I don’t know as much about but really enjoy learning about. 

Unfortunately, I don’t have my superpower of choice: perfect recall, and that is one of my biggest frustrations in life! I want to remember everything I learn! But, as proven yesterday, I can’t even manage to remember to put in my second earring (I wore a single gold hoop in public for an entire day - like a stinkin’ pirate) (it’s fine - I’ve done worse).

How I absorb knowledge before forgetting it

Anyway, here are 40 topics I am fascinated by: 
  1. Behavior
  2. Families and family theory
  3. The psychological effects of fame
  4. Sociopathy/psychopathy
  5. How people use their money and resources
  6. Serial killers
  7. Chernobyl
  8. Historical eugenics/forced sterilization
  9. Disney theme park deaths and law suits
  10. Neuroscience and brain development 
  11. Gardening
  12. Communication and interpersonal relationships
  13. Therapy practices
  14. Grammar
  15. True crime
  16. Leadership
  17. Parenting
  18. Teaching
  19. Abuse
  20. The pyramids
  21. Orthodox Judaism 
  22. Polygamy
  23. Cults 
  24. Habits
  25. Life after death
  26. Creation
  27. The Thai cave rescue of 2018
  28. The Titanic
  29. Feral children
  30. Lobotomies 
  31. What to do if you cut off a finger
  32. Utopian ideals 
  33. Mental illness and personality disorders
  34. Suicide and assisted suicide
  35. Religion
  36. The Romanovs
  37. School shootings 
  38. Organ donation
  39. Münchausen syndrome and Münchausen by proxy
  40. Loneliness 

Friday, January 19, 2024

Forty Things I’m Bad At

In the last few days leading up to my birthday, I started thinking about fun things I could post on my blog to celebrate. I decided I was going to post a “forty list” each day for a week (or something like that), and I even started making the lists. Then I went to Disneyland, and I just wasn’t feeling it, so I didn’t do it, and now I have these weird lists in my draft folder that I need to either post or delete. 


I figure I might as well post them even though they are no longer relevant to my 40th birthday. It came. It conquered. It left me old.

(Tell me, do you take a shot every time I mention my 40th birthday?)

Anyway, here is my first list. I thought this one was timely after yesterday’s post. It’s like my anti-resume. Please know that I’m not trying to be mean to myself. There are some things I’m just not great at, and that’s okay. I figure I’m doing the world a favor by providing balance. 
 
40 Things I’m Bad At
  1. Spelling aloud
  2. Cleaning the shower
  3. Parallel parking
  4. Playing with kids
  5. Sight reading (music)
  6. Returning library books on time
  7. Golf
  8. Washing my face 
  9. Giving up soda
  10. Reading to my kids
  11. Following through with discipline
  12. Keeping up with my ministering sisters
  13. Putting things back where they go
  14. Filling up before the gas light turns on
  15. Sticking to the budget I elaborately plan
  16. Refraining from using swear words
  17. Keeping my kids tech time in check
  18. Dusting the ceiling fans
  19. Makeup
  20. Words of affection 
  21. Attending large gatherings
  22. Closing cupboard doors
  23. Keeping up on dishes
  24. Exercising
  25. Axe throwing
  26. Asking for help
  27. Accurately doubling recipes
  28. Listening
  29. Bowling
  30. Making my bed
  31. Putting my shoes away
  32. Hearing 
  33. Finishing antibiotics
  34. Picking up my prescriptions on time
  35. Loading PEZ dispensers
  36. Eating healthy
  37. Connecting with teens 
  38. Patience
  39. Yoga
  40. Sewing

Sunday, July 9, 2023

Small and Simple Excitement

You might have noticed that I have a lot to say lately. I’ve been pumping out blog posts left and right, and I have several drafts underway. I don’t know where this comes from, but I’ll just keep going until I hit my next bout of writer’s block. 

Today I’m feeling inspired by Garbage Day.

I love Garbage Day. Enough so that I’ve made it a proper noun - capital G, capital D. 

Garbage Day.

(Weird things I do at 7:00 am: go out in the street and take photos of my garbage cans, then add fake lens flare so it appears that the sun is shining down on them like a blessed gift).

I always feel really good about life when I get all the trash out of my house. I often refer to it as “cleaning the arteries of my home.” Do you realize how lucky we are that we can put garbage out in front of our house and have it taken away? Can you imagine how quickly things would get out of control and unsanitary if we didn’t have this amazing privilege?

During COVID, Garbage Day was the most exciting day of the week. Even though it’s not quite as exciting as it was during those days of lockdown, I still always look forward to it. 

My overexcitement for Garbage Day got me thinking about other ordinary things I’m abnormally enthusiastic about:

Thing 1: Fresh black top and paint lines 

I get so excited whenever I see a newly coated street or parking lot with crisp, vibrant paint. It’s so pleasing! So visible! So amazing! 

Thing 2: When new “Readers Choice” books are released at the library 

Our county library system releases a list of books twice a year that patrons can read and vote on to determine a winner. There is a special shelf for Readers Choice books, and they get tons of fresh copies of the books (which gives me the same satisfaction as new asphalt and paint on the road). They issue a pamphlet that lists all the books with their synopses. I always get the pamphlets and look up every book on Goodreads and make a list of the ones I want to read. I have found several amazing books from this (as well as a ton of dumb ones, but one of the great things about Readers Choice is that they select a wide range of genres and interests to appeal to). 

The newest Readers Choice books came out last week! My list is ready!

Thing 3: Buy one get one free coupons

Need I say more?

Thing 4: Dogs with their heads hanging out of car windows

I don’t think there’s anyone happier on this earth than a dog with its head hanging out of a car window. I can’t help but experience complete joy whenever I see one! And I’m not even a dog person! 

Thing 5: New plates for my plate racks

I’m still really happy with the plate racks Scotty and I built for our kitchen a few years ago. I love finding and trying new plate arrangements. Changing the plates for the holidays and seasons brings me joy, and I find most of them at the thrift store or on clearance, so I don’t even feel guilty if I display them one time and donate them right back.

This is my current setup (I just took down my 4th of July plates). I found the chargers at Hobby Lobby for 75% off last year, and I just got the bee plates from Dollar Tree the other day. 

Thing 6: Becoming familiar with audiobook narrators 

After listening to audiobooks for the past several years, I recognize the names and voices of many narrators. There are ones I love and ones I don’t care for. And the sad thing about this is that there are very few people I can have conversations on this topic with. 

One time I geeked out because I found someone else on this earth who could list off several books narrated by Julia Whelan, and we both sat there flapping our hands going, 

“Oh yes! She did some of Kristin Hannah’s books!”

“And she did, like five of the books we’ve read for book club!”

“You’re right! I didn’t even realize that, but yes! She read The Giver of Stars and Educated!”

“And The Measure and the Invisible Life of Addie LaRue!”

“I don’t like how she does men’s voices, though.”

“I agree!”

“Do you want to talk about Imogen Church now!

“YES!!!”

Thing 7: Squirrels in my neighborhood

Dug is my spirit animal. When I see a squirrel, nothing else matters. Especially if it is leaping from fence to tree limb like a fuzzy, little acrobat!

Thing 8: Thrift store finds

I love a good thrift store purchase! Especially when it’s exactly what I’m looking for! But I also have a special place in my heart for the totally weird things I find second-hand, like this gem:


Thing 9: Hearing or seeing birds around my house that aren’t “the usuals”

The most common birds in my yard are sparrows, starlings, doves, and robins, and they’re all old and boring to me. Anytime I see or hear a bird that’s not one of those four, I get really excited! It’s especially thrilling to see a bird of prey (except for turkey vultures because they hang out down the street from us - ever circling). Every few years we’ll get a peregrine falcon or a hawk stalking our chickens. 

Thing 10: When my kids are interested in something I like

My kids mostly think everything I love and enjoy in this world is old and outdated, but every now and then, we will have a common interest, and it can be very delightful. You like a song from my junior high days? Yippee! You want to watch Lost with me? Maybe you really are my daughter! 

I have to play it cool, though, and I can’t let them see my excitement. 

Thing 11: Every blooming flower and every inch of growth in my garden

Confession: I love my garden. Like, really, really love my garden. Every little blossom and every little sprout makes me so happy. 

Baby bell peppers!

Thing 12: Beating Scotty at board games

I wish it happened more often. I don’t want to win every time (that would be boring and predictable, and I still want to be challenged), but I wouldn’t mind if the tables tipped a little more in my direction. 

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I hope you have something small and simple to get excited about today!

Thursday, March 21, 2019

50 Things I'm bad at

1. Judging the done-ness of pasta
2. Judging the done-ness of any food, really
3. Making shots in basketball
4. Spelling words out loud
5. Applying brow make-up
6. Applying any make-up, for that matter
7. Cutting bangs
8. Keeping the kitchen tidy while I cook
9. Saying the word "algorithm"
10. Writing conclusions
11. Playing the piano
12. Remembering to take pills
13. Stratego
14. Styling my girls' hair
15. Fashion
16. Swimming
17. Adventure
18. Trying new things
19. Making bread
20. Cleaning the bath tub
21. Riddles
22. Rap battling
23. Working with other people
24. Growing melons
25. Being patient
26. Parallel parking
27. Most other types of parking
28. Detecting the scent of rotten milk in my van
29. Small talk
30. Making coffee (I used to work at a donut shop, and I had customers specifically ask that I not make their coffee)
31. Fishing (see #25)
32. Playing with kids
33. Folding fitted sheets (again see #25)
34. Choosing the right size pot or bowl
35. Returning library books on time
36. Asking for help
37. Eating vegetables
38. Buying the item I went to the store for
39. Putting DVDs away
40. Interpreting and following maps
41. Displaying positive body language
42. Birthday parties
43. Keeping things clean when I paint
44. Cleaning the fridge
45. Listening to my kids
46. BINGO
47. Disciplining my kids
48. Showering
49. Typing with my left hand (I only use one finger)
50. Sewing