Zoe: For some reason I’m obsessed with boys!
Me: Oh! Are you starting to think they’re cute?
Zoe: No, I just mean that I give all my stuffed animals boy names.
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Daisy listening to “Kiss” by Prince:
“This sounds horrible! He screams worse than Zoe!”
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“Now that Nicky has done his drug test, he can do all the drugs he wants. It’s not like they can swap his pee!”
-Zoe, who kind of terrifies me
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Nicky after eating Smart Food popcorn:
“This popcorn tastes like Play Doh… but in a good way!”
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Zoe: I rub beans on my toes every night.
Eva (yelling): NO YOU DON’T!
Zoe (yelling back): Eva! It’s just a metaphor!
“Zoe cleaned our room, and now it’s not my habitat anymore. I’m used to messy places so I need to live somewhere else.”
-Eva
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“I learned more watching Bill and Ted than I’ve learned from my AP world history class.”
-Nicky
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