Step 2: Take your toast out of the toaster
Step 3: Realize there is no soft butter
Step 4: Get butter out of fridge and microwave for 12 seconds
Step 5: Pop toast back in toaster to warm up again
Step 6: Forfeit toaster access to replenish children’s Eggos
Step 7: Distribute second round of Eggos
Step 8: Put toast back in toaster
Step 9: Remove toast from toaster and apply butter
Step 10: Take a bite of toast
Step 11: Help your daughter comb her hair, inspect teeth brushing, respond to text message from child’s speech therapist, take a bathroom break, find a lost shoe, make 6 more Eggos, and take your pills while you’re thinking about it.
Step 12: Enjoy your cold toast
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