"Mom, I know a secret ingredient to put on popcorn that makes it extra yummy. I need you to put the salt right there on the counter, and then go away so you won't see what my secret ingredient is. ."
-Zoe
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"We're going to have so much fun today! We're going to go to the store... and we're going to buy some vegetables... like maybe some broccoli...."
-Eva
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Daisy: Where did we get this blanket?
Me: Utopia gave it to us.
Daisy: What's Utopia?
Me: Our new internet company.
Daisy: So did we get rid of FedEx?
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"Those look like mom jeans."
-Nicky to Scotty
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"I realized I don't like fantasy books. I like books that are like 'Here are normal people and normal things happening' not 'Here are mythical creatures and mythical things happening.'"
-Nicky
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"Your music is too loud for your age."
-Nicky to me
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"I'm so mad! I'm going to do middle finger at you!"
-Eva
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Scotty: I said something inappropriate in a work meeting today, and I had to apologize to everyone.
Eva: Was it 'fart?'
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Scotty: Guess what was playing on the oldies station this morning?
Me: Blink 182?
Scotty: No, but close! "Forever Young" by Alphaville.
Me:
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