Spooky

A haunted house, but it’s people trying to convince you to play corn hole.

A haunted house, but it’s your back door neighbor yelling for her dog every night at 9:00 pm. 

A haunted house, but it’s headlights reflecting in all of your mirrors. 

A haunted house, but it’s everyone talking about how cold it is while you’re sweating profusely.

A haunted house, but it’s a public restroom where the doors to the stalls close on their own so you don’t know which ones are vacant and which ones are occupied.

A haunted house, but it’s the same family blocking every aisle of the store over and over.

A haunted house, but it’s a bad mix of soda you discover after you’ve already driven away from the gas station. 

A haunted house, but it’s making awkward eye contact with the bearded fellow while he guides you into the car wash. 

A haunted house, but it’s running into Uncle Larry at Lowe’s and again at Smith’s within the same half hour.