Me: I’ll tell you more about that when you’re older and when you know more about money.
Eva: I already know all about money. I bought something from the Book Fair, and it went perfectly!
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“If I ever get pantsed, I’m prepared. Let’s just say… second pants!”
-Zoe
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“Mom, this morning I woke, up and it was 7:12, but I thought it was 7:48, and I was like what the heck?”
-Eva
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Eva: What time will be get to Big Jugs?
Me: We will get to Big Jud’s around 11:00.
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Why can’t a girl just have a bagel session without being asked questions?
-Zoe
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“I didn’t know mayors were real.”
-Daisy
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“When I get to school, I’m going to tell everyone that I saw a bunch of firefighters walking down the street, but I’m going to lie and say that they were wearing bright colors and eating ice cream.”
-Eva
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“I hate soup. Why would I want liquid food? I’m not even thirsty!”
-Daisy
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“You know what word I like? Yield. It’s just a really nice word. Yield. Yield. Yield.”
-Eva
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“Tengo una rana.”
-Nicky
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