Friday, April 14, 2023

Things the Kids Say: Episode 22

Zoe: Mic drop!

Eva: Who’s Mike Drop?

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Eva: Can we go to an adoption center and get a baby brother for our family?

Me: Well, kids aren’t like puppies. You can’t just go to a shelter and pick the one you want. It’s a little more complicated than that.

Eva: So how do you adopt kids?

Zoe: You order them online. Duh.

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“My mom was born in 1921.”

-Zoe

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“Why is cheese so magical?”

-Eva

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“Those are disgusting.”

-Nicky, regarding my new pants

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“Mom, have you done sexing four times? Is that why you have four kids?”

-Zoe


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