When you come out of your hour-long hair appointment in a snow storm and find you left your van door open, and there are a bunch of women sitting in their cars in the parking lot watching you make this discovery (none of whom bothered to get out and close your van door to prevent the snow from getting in).
When you get a new purse, and you think it’s pretty cute, but the first time you wear it in public, someone asks you what happened to your arm, and you’re confused, and then they tell you they thought you were wearing a sling.
When you get an email about donating winter supplies to undeserving children, and you think, “That’s kind of a weird way to word things, but I guess undeserving children still need socks!” then you look again, and realize it’s for underserved children.
When an elderly man asks what your shirts says, so you hold it straight for him to read, and then he comments, “And women wonder why we always stare at their breasts!”
When you’re brushing your teeth, and the toothbrush doesn’t feel right… because it’s not yours.
When you have company over for dinner, and you’re about to bless the food, and Alexa starts playing “Gangsta’s Paradise.”
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