“Did John Legend used to be in the Beatles?”
-Nicky
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“Would you rather be depressed or just ressed?”
- Daisy
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Daisy telling me about a movie:
“There’s this really old lady, and she’s like 29...”
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Eva: My owie hurts
Me: What do you want me to do about it?
Eva: Carry me and be my butler!
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After I told Eva we are going camping:
Eva: If we find a real live elephant at our camp site can we keep it?
Me: Sure
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Me: Nicky, do you need a time out?
Nicky (in Batman voice): Nicky doesn’t go to time out!
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“I’m hungry and my pinkie is tired.”
-Zoe
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“I don’t understand anything Judge Judy talks about.”
-Nicky
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“Am I supposed to clench?”
-Scotty while using the bidet for the first time
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Eva: Once upon a time there was a... Hey dad, what’s your favorite animal?
Scotty: Um... a weasel?
Eva: Ok. Once upon a time there was a wiener...
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Listening to “Hungry Eyes:”
Me: This was my favorite song when I was five
Nicky: Yeah, I can tell it’s from the fifties.
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