- Clean the house
- Get my tires rotated
- Go to the store for milk and butter
- Feed my kids
- Change out of my sweatpants and slippers
- Update my credit card information on something I ordered three weeks ago
- Sweep the kitchen floor
- Take the kids to get flu shots
- Do my hair (I slept on wet hair last night, so I look like Inigo Montoya)
- Brush my teeth
- Anything related to my Church calling (which I never want to do again)
- Exercise
- Pick my kids up from school
- Brush my teeth
- Buy gas
- Swallow pills
- Carry laundry up three flights of stairs
- Get out of my stinky brown La-Z-Boy
Things I'm Willing to Do:
- Eat
- Sleep
- Sit
- Read a book
- Spend a few hundred dollars online
- Marco Polo my friends a daily update on my chin zits
- Binge watch Call the Midwife
- Stare at rainbows (but only if I can see them from my recliner)
1 comment:
I'm dying!!! Watch rainbows but only if you can see them while sitting in your lazy boy? You are hysterically funny!!! Thanks for making my morning off, a good one, not to mention, productive. :D
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