Yesterday I asked a terrible question about which you would rather have between bed bugs, athlete's foot, water warts, or lice.
I am a horrible friend for making you even think about those things, but sometimes I have boundary issues.
Anyway...
I hope no one would choose bed bugs!
That...
Is not what I have.
Phew!
And since I've never had any of them before, I don't know which is worse between water warts, lice, and athlete's foot. They're all contagious and disturbing.
As for me and my grossness...
I was a little shocked the other day when I googled a phrase that I will not repeat here and found that it was very likely that I have athlete's foot. Fortunately it's mild (as far as I know), and the over-the-counter treatment I bought the next morning has already worked wonders.
But seriously?
Athlete's foot!
To be honest, I had it coming. I go barefoot everywhere. I'm not a germaphobe, by any means, and I probably won't be now, either (ain't nobody got time for that!) but I will be getting a new yoga mat, and I plan on keeping my feet under wraps until I am fully healed so I don't pass it on to anyone.
In the meantime, I live by the mantra:
Put the FUN in FUNGUS.*
*Courtesy of my sister-in-law (the mantra, not the fungus. Although...)
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Haaaaa!
xox
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