It's Father's Day (and ten other random facts)

Fact #1: We took our girls fishing last week, and I found my spirit animal.

The only way to eat cheese

Daisy and her fish (she caught 4)

Fact #2: The other day Scotty used AI to pick his clothes to go see Back to the Future. AI dressed him to match the carpet of the Joseph Smith Memorial Building. 

I saw an alarming number of elderly men at Eccles Theatre dressed the same way. 

Fact #3: My friend Carlie and I got matching shirts. I will not say which of us is more suited to this particular design.

(Honestly, it just depends on the day).

Fact #4: Whenever I think about past versions of myself, I realize what an idiot I used to be. The problem is, in each phase of my life, I have been an idiot. That means I’m an idiot right now, I just don’t know it yet. 

Fact #5: We went to see Toy Story 5, and I thought it was pretty good! It made me nostalgic for Little Nicky (not the Adam Sandler Little Nicky, but the little kid version of my son, Nicky). 

Speaking of Adam Sandler

Fact #6: On our way out of the movie theater, a bird pooped on me. It splattered all over my shirt. I thought someone had thrown something at me!

Fact #7: With all of the merchandise for the semi quincentennial that's been in stores for months, I feel like it's been the 4th of July for... well... months. How is it still almost two weeks away? I’m ready to move on with my life. 

Fact #8: Good news, though! If you go to Hobby Lobby right now, you can get your fall decor. Never mind that it's June. Your scarecrow is calling!

Fact #9: Speaking of movies (see Fact #5), I took my kids to see The Breadwinner, and I really liked it. I didn't expect that! I don't know if anyone else agrees because I haven't talked to a single other person who has seen it.

Fact #10: We also saw Masters of the Universe. I slept through a big chunk of it, but it was worth being there just to hear Scotty and his friend Chad geek out together afterward. Also, I think He-Man and I have the same haircut. Mine is unintentional (I currently do not have "hair agency" - as in, I have no choice in what my hair does right now).