As recommended by Britt:
1. Thou shall not wear any clothing on vacations that identifies where thou art from.
2. Thou shalt post thine business hours in large enough fonts that thy customers can see them from their cars as they drive past thy doors.
3. Thou shalt not tape wrapping paper to thy gifts.
4. Thou shalt move thy shopping cart to the right of the aisle.
5. Thou shalt not mix fruity candy with chocolate candy, nor should minty candy go in the same vessel.
6. Thou shalt have a single line that filters into registers as they become available.
7. Thou shalt offer “cheeseburger” as an option for a kids meal in thine app so thy customers don’t have to manually add cheese to a “hamburger” and pay 20 cents extra for it.
8. Thou shalt not wave me to go at a four-way stop when thou arriveth there first. Take thine right of way.
9. Thou shalt honor the zipper system at the multi-lane drive thru.
10. Thou shalt not inflict thy phone sounds upon the ears of others in public places (wear thine earbuds whilst watching thine Tik Toks at Chick-Fil-A).
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