“Divorced, disheaded, died… divorced, disheaded, survived!”
-Eva singing Six
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“I’m craving something with chocolate, caramel, and nuts. Maybe something wrapped in a paper that says Snickers on it.”
-Daisy
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“I don’t get why we have to learn to read. If I want to be a heart surgeon, I don’t have to be able to read.”
-Nicky
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“I’m not wearing a tie to the temple, and if anyone questions me, I’m going to ask them if they’ve ever seen a picture of Jesus wearing a tie.”
-Anonymous
(Me: Technically you could make the same argument for pants)
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“Being alive is a once in a lifetime opportunity.”
-Zoe
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“None of our families make sense. Every time we get together with family, I don’t know who any of those people are.”
-Daisy (she’s not wrong)
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Zoe: You know our cousin that’s Korean?
Me: You don’t have any Korean cousins, honey.
Zoe: Yea I do. The one that’s name is Korean.
Me: None of your cousins have a Korean name.
Daisy: She’s talking about Corynn.
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