Mothering Inevitable #236: Bathtub poop
Mothering Inevitable #96: Puke on the carpet
(Also see #'s 97-99: puke in the car, puke in the bed, and puke on the couch)
(And #100: puke on you)
And let's not forget #304: At least one of your kids will eat a live bug right in front of you (and probably a few hundred behind your back).
Or #471: Booger offerings
The other day, I had my first experience with Mothering Inevitable #414, which looks like this:
{Comb stuck in hair}
I had to smile because I remember when I wound my bangs up in a comb around age four, and my mom had to sit me down and pull out each individual strand of hair.
No matter what these kids put me through, I love them more than I can say, and I am so thankful to be their mom.
Happy Mothers' Day!
3 comments:
Happy Mother's Day, Britt!! xoxo
Is it, or is it not ironic that I did not read this post until AFTER I had given both your offspring suckers with bugs in them?
P.S. And, people tell me all the time that I am not a "Real" Mom because I have not had the listed #'s 236, 97-99, 471, or 414. My kid tends to keep her bodily fluids and functions to herself. Though she has puked on the floor. Do I get points for that?
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