“I know jackelopes are real because I’ve seen them in Lunchables ads.”
-Nicky
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Zoe: That car has a bumper sticker on it that says “Honk if you’re horny.” What does horny mean?
Me: It means you want to have sex.
Eva: Guess you better honk then!
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“I’m not into hygiene.”
-Zoe
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Daisy reading a passage from Luke 2 in the Music & the Spoken Word program: Mom, they’re totally plagiarizing Charlie Brown!
Me: That’s the scriptures, Daisy. Charlie Brown quotes the scriptures.
Daisy: Are you serious right now?
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“If I were a freshman girl, I would straight up go for Hunter Privett.”
-Nicky
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“Mooooommmmm!! Nicky won’t stop rapping about me!”
-Eva
Moana 2
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