Saturday, August 27, 2022

Things the Kids Say: Episode 17

Eva: I don't want to wear a helmet.

Scotty: What if you crash and hit your head and die?

Eva: I could live with that!

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Grandma: I have the book Guitar for Dummies.

Eva: Oh good! I'm a dummy!

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"I keep forgetting that Wednesday is a day."

-Daisy

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"You should have named Nicky Adrian. He looks like an Adrian."

-Zoe

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Me: I want to go to an art exhibit that I saw on Facebook.

Zoe: You know you can't trust anything you see on Facebook!

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Eva: Mom, can I have a pet fish?

Me: Nope. Remember we're going on vacation in three weeks. We can't get any new pets.

Eva: That's okay. My fish will be dead by then.

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"That was almost as good as Planes: Fire & Rescue."

-Nicky after watching Top Gun: Maverick

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"I have an associate's degree in therapist-ing."

-Nicky

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