Eva: I don't want to wear a helmet.
Scotty: What if you crash and hit your head and die?
Eva: I could live with that!
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Grandma: I have the book Guitar for Dummies.
Eva: Oh good! I'm a dummy!
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"I keep forgetting that Wednesday is a day."
-Daisy
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"You should have named Nicky Adrian. He looks like an Adrian."
-Zoe
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Me: I want to go to an art exhibit that I saw on Facebook.
Zoe: You know you can't trust anything you see on Facebook!
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Eva: Mom, can I have a pet fish?
Me: Nope. Remember we're going on vacation in three weeks. We can't get any new pets.
Eva: That's okay. My fish will be dead by then.
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"That was almost as good as Planes: Fire & Rescue."
-Nicky after watching Top Gun: Maverick
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"I have an associate's degree in therapist-ing."
-Nicky
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