One of the things I've had to do in preparation for the event is provide a bio and a photograph of myself for the program. I knew immediately that there was no photo in existence that I could use, but just in case, I scoured my files to see if I had anything ready to go.
I wasn't surprised to discover that the nicest photo available was of me and a goat:
What I didn't realize was that I take a lot of selfies with animals.
{Britt & The Bunny}
{Britt & The Cow}
Those weren't really options for this event.
And neither were any of these:
{Britt & Vomit Laundry}
{Britt & Pee Mattress}
{Britt & Kid Getting Eaten by Dinosaur}
{Britt & Poop Mug}
{Britt & Facial Mask}
{Britt & Fake Braces}
{Britt & Costume Prize}
{Britt & Chicken Suit}
{Britt & Toddler}
From now on I'm going to try and take at least one "nice" photo per year.
It's going to be hard. My face can't handle it. But I need to act like a professional once in a while.
So here is the illusion I will give people for this round:
Just don't calculate any percentages using the above photos. Ahem....
1 comment:
I want to come... When, where, why?
You are very cute... Goat, braces, and all!
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