Things the Kids Say: Episode 34

“The oldest song I know is ‘Footloose’ which was written in 1621.”

-Zoe

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“Vacation Dad is as good as Dad gets!”

-Nicky

“Vacation Dad”

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“Wow! First Class people don’t know how to clean up after themselves!”

-Eva to the flight attendant (who nodded in agreement)

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Me: Eva, what’s 12 times 5?

Eva: You have a brain and a calculator. Why are you asking me?

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“I learned a lot about pee from a poster in the bathroom at girls camp.”

-Zoe while lecturing me about hydration

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“I love human beings.”

-Eva

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“My stomach feels better. I dropped a big bomb and drank some water. I was in really bad constipation.”

-Eva

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Eva: Can we listen to Enya?

Zoe: No, I hate Enya, she doesn’t even sing any good songs!

Eva: Yea she does! ‘Baby Shark!’