The Things They Say

In my extensive selection of phone notes is a list of things my kids say. Here are some good ones from the past few weeks:


Eva: Mom! Zoe won't stop!

Me: Stop what?

Eva: Eating with her mouth!

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"Zoe said if I put nail polish on my nose, I'll get super powers!"

-Eva

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"There's a girl in my class named Oakley, and there's a boy in the other class named Throw Up, and they are in loooooove!"

-Eva

(Turns out "Throw Up" is actually named "Phillip").

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"Nephi has a really good chin."

-Nicky while watching the Book of Mormon videos

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Me (singing): We can dance if we want to, we can leave your friends behind...

Zoe: Mom! That is so wuuuude to leave your friends behind while you are dancing!

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Me: Tomorrow is Fast Sunday, for anyone who is interested.

Zoe: Ok. I'm not interested.

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"Mom, I need to tell you a secret. Jesus' feet are sticking out of the sky!"

-Eva

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Eva to kid at church: You have chubby cheeks.

Kid at church: You have boogers.

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Teacher: Eva, what are you thankful for?

Eva: My cat. He's dead.

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Eva: Can I watch YouTube in my brain?

Me: Sure.

Eva: Okay, everyone be quiet!

(Closes eyes)

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Eva: Mom, poop and tea rhyme.

Me: No they don't.

Eva: But they're both brown!