Step 1: Buy tickets
Justify the expense by worrying that Donny could die before you get another chance to see him. When you look at it that way, it's not hard to throw down some dollars.
(Long live Donny, but still... he's not getting any younger).
Step 2: Convince your bestie to drive in from Boise
(It won't be hard)
Step 3: Wait for your friend to pick you up
Step 4: Make your neighbor take a picture of you together
It helps if one of your other besties gives you a Donny Osmond sign for your birthday.
Step 5: Drive to the concert venue
Step 6: Buy Donny & Marie flip flops
Step 7: Cheer, sing, clap, and woohoo.
Step 8: Convince an older gentleman in a beret to take a picture of you
(His name is Curtis)
Step 9: Laugh because Curtis takes his photographer gig very seriously but still manages to take at least three pictures of his finger
Step 10: Drive home singing "Soldier of Love."