Thursday, January 16, 2025

Our First House

When Scotty and I were planning our wedding in 2003, one of the things we had to do was find a place to live. Scotty's grandpa and his brothers ran a produce farm in our area, and they owned a few properties around town where they placed their produce stands. One of the properties had an old house on it, and no one had lived in it for years and years, so Scotty and I talked to his grandpa about renting the house. 

We came up with an agreement, and it gave us the chance to live with some pretty cheap rent.


The house, as you can see, was in pretty rough shape, but we made it work. I don't know very many people who would willingly move into a house like that one.

When we moved into the house, there were remnants from past tenants. Weird remnants - like jars of liquids. We have no idea what was in them. The garage was full of stuff, and the cellar under the garage was full of mysterious bottles... old preserves and such... we think. We just left it all alone. 

The basement of the house was strange. It had a staircase that went up to a ceiling (Scotty's aunt had lived in the house as a newlywed twenty-five years prior and had a bedroom built over the staircase). We called them "The Stairs that Go Nowhere." There was also a big shower in the basement - like, as big as the dining area in my current house. It was a shower room. To this day, I still wonder about that shower. No one knew why it was there. The house had been purchased just to put the produce stand on the property and provide a bathroom for the stand workers. The shower was just part of the deal. 

In the shower room, there was a hatch that led under the house. If there were any bodies to be found... that's where they would have been. Or maybe in the creepy closet under the stairs... or the dark cellar under the garage... or in the field out back. 

There could have been a lot of bodies. 

The basement was mostly concrete (and tile - per the shower). It was damp and smelly and just really, really creepy. We stored some things down there, but for the most part, it was unusable, and the type of place you run from and shut the door behind you. I always kept the basement door closed and locked so whatever was down there would hopefully stay down there. 

I absolutely loved giving people tours of the house!

Since the property's main purpose was to host the produce stand, it had a gravel parking lot. It was on a busy street, so we constantly had people pulling in and out of the parking lot to conduct business at the produce stand, but also to turn around or stop and make a phone call. Sometimes people would just park there and leave their cars. We never knew what they were up to. 

The house was also next to a park, and we always had people sneaking through our back field. Our motion sensor light when on and off all night, and we were always having to crawl out of bed to investigate who was in our yard.

The house was really noisy from traffic, and we always had cops stationed in a parking lot across the street (at a boat store) that would fire up their sirens throughout the night as they responded to calls. 

We didn't sleep well while we lived there, and to add to the difficulties, we had a neighbor whose dog barked all night long right outside our bedroom window. We called the City, and they issued a warning to the neighbors, but nothing was resolved. The dog barked and barked and barked, and one night, while laying awake in bed, Scotty and I started discussing how we could kill the dog. 

And we were serious. We were going to murder that dog. 

The next weekend, after a miserable day at church, we started entertaining the idea of moving. Did we have to keep living in that house? Did we want to become dog killers?

No and no

So we moved into Scotty's mom's basement. Because moving in with in-laws was preferable to the crimes we were thinking about committing. 

After six brutal months, we were out of the house within a week. 

Three months later, we bought our current house, so it ended up working out. Moving in with Scotty's mom gave us a few months to save up our down payment. 

About ten years ago, the old house was demolished and the property was sold. It's been a vacant lot ever since. 

Even though it was rough living in that house, I look back on that time fondly. I kind of wish I could do it over again but with my current knowledge and skills. I'm just curious what I could make of that home now verses what I made of it when I was 19 years old and had no clue what I was doing in any area of life (though don't tell 19-year-old me that. She won't believe you. She thinks she knows everything). 

Wednesday, January 15, 2025

My Birthday Journey

I recently celebrated my 41st birthday. 


My friend Shannon always creates a lovely graphic for my birthday in honor of our friendship and my strange interests (pooping and making fun of Chad Michael Murray’s hair are definitely top on my list). 

Each year I embark on a January journey to redeem all of my free birthday perks. This is the highlight of my year and when it is over, nothing else quite holds a candle to it. I keep a schedule on my phone of what I get for my birthday and the expiration dates so I can plan accordingly. Here’s how this year went:

I began with $15 at Moochie’s which I cashed in for a 6” Philly cheesesteak sandwich, fries, and Dr. Pepper. Moochies birthday reward is top notch!



Cafe Rio does $5, which isn’t enough to get a full meal for free, but I’ll take it!


In a strange twist of fate, the Cafe Rio app showed me TWO birthday rewards. I used one and figured they would both clear out afterward, but they didn’t! So a few days later I went back and used the second one!

(I timed it with tostada Wednesday of course!)


Target offers 5% off your purchase, so I saved a whopping $1.50 on this snake plant. 

(In your 40’s you are obligated to own a snake plant).


Chick-Fil-A does a free menu item, and you can even get the deluxe sandwiches. I got the regular grilled chicken sandwich because I don’t care for the deluxe (cheese) version, but if I’d had a hankering for cheese and bacon, Chick-Fil-A would have hooked me up.


Bath and Body Works does a free item up to $9.95 for your birthday, but you have to buy something. They were having their annual after Christmas sale, so I spent $4.95 on a body scrub and got a small lotion for free. Everything about B&BW is gimmicky, but I get a lot of free stuff there. 


Ulta offers your pick from about six different items for your birthday. I chose whatever this is… I’m sure it will solve all my life’s problems!


Maverik gives a free pastry. I opted for a raspberry turnover. 


McDonald’s has a list of free items you can pick from. I got a McChicken, which recently returned to the Utah menu. Now can someone convince them to bring back root beer? It makes no sense that we have orange hi-c and orange Fanta but NO root beer.


Krispy Kreme does three glazed donuts, so Eva, Zoe, and I enjoyed a Friday morning treat.

(They used to do a full dozen, so my oh my, how times have changed!)


I figured I should share the love, so I used my birthday freebies to take each of my kids on a lil one-on-one date (except for Nicky because he’s never around). 

I took Eva to Menchie’s where I had a $5 credit.


Zoe is my popcorn junkie, so I took her to Megaplex for a free medium popcorn (we didn’t see a movie, so she thought that was weird to go get popcorn and leave).


Daisy loves burgers, so I took her to The Habit for my free charburger.


She also got my free dessert from Arby’s (she chose an apple turnover).


I forgot to get a picture of my free bundtlet from Nothing Bundt Cakes before I wolfed it down in my car (chocolate chocolate chip for this round).

I missed my Subway cookie and Zupa’s dessert before they expired (so sad about these! But I always mess up somewhere!)

And Jimmy John’s never paid up with my free sandwich. I’m ticked. 

My final birthday perk will be my BOGO meal at Tucanos, but I’m saving that one for the end of the month. 

It’s been a lovely and rewarding experience. Can’t wait to do it again next year!


Tuesday, January 14, 2025

Chick-Fil-A Doesn’t Open Until 6:30 (and ten other random facts)

Fact #1: You know what makes me feel lonely sometimes? Liking something that I have no one to talk to about (see recent post about Miranda Hart whilst acknowledging that you have no idea who Miranda Hart is). I don’t say that to sound sad or picked on. I’m just being factual. I have some interests and passions that not a lot of people share. So when I find a nerdy, lil person I can talk to about The Things, I am just so darn happy. A couple of weeks ago I got to talk to another human being about one of my TV shows, and I’m still on a high from it because it is such a rare occurrence. 

Fact #2: Nicky was ordained an Elder on Sunday. It threw me for a loop because I was planning on this happening after he graduated. He informed me on Friday, which I guess I’m grateful for because it wouldn’t be unlike him to tell me Sunday morning. 


Fact #3: We are just about ready to turn in his mission papers. We decided to get him a passport before we submit them, so as soon as that’s done, we’re good to go. 
 
Fact #4: I don’t miss having babies and toddlers. Sometimes I feel guilty because I feel like I’m supposed to miss it, but by golly, I don’t. When I see pictures of my kids as toddlers, I think they’re cute (awwww), but I’m not sad at all. This sentiment is amplified whenever I see another mother using a stroller or car seat.

Fact #5: Twice recently, my friends have said to me, “I know you’re not a hugger, but…” and then they’ve hugged me. It’s true, I’m not much of a hugger, but I’m not opposed to hugs - I’m just not the initiator. I’ve wondered, though, how my friends came to the conclusion that I’m “not a hugger.” Was it through observation and lack of hugs for years on end? Or did I declare it at some point? I don’t recall. 

Fact #6: One of my friends (not one of the aforementioned huggers but a different one) hugged me the other day and then told me I held on longer than usual. So maybe there is a little untapped hugger in me. But now I’m overanalyzing the situation because I didn’t intentionally hold her longer, and the fact that it was noticeable makes me wonder what in the world I was doing. 

Fact #7: It is currently 4:00 in the morning, and I’m wide awake. This has been my routine for about two months straight. I wish Smith’s was open because cheese is on sale (today is the last day), and I’d like to stock up. I feel like that would be a great way to be productive right now as opposed to laying in bed in my underwear writing weird paragraphs to share on the internet. 

Fact #8: My blood pressure has been normal for the last week, and I don’t even know what to do. Look at me walking around not almost having a heart attack! Who am I?

Fact #9: I had jury summons today, and the case got resolved yesterday, so I’m off the hook! I am so happy! I’m going to absolutely live it up over the next two years of ineligibility. YOU CAN’T TOUCH THIS!

Fact #10: For the past few weeks I’ve been doing mom and me journals with Zoe and Eva, and they are loving it. I got them two different ones for variety. It has been a fun activity that they have really loved. One night Zoe was having a meltdown (her meltdowns are pretty rough sometimes and last hours) and I was able to reset her by asking her to do her turn in the journal. Nothing has ever reset Zoe before. Such a relief! 









Wednesday, January 8, 2025

The One About Miranda

One of my favorite actresses is Miranda Hart. If you haven’t had the honor of experiencing Miranda, you can find her in Call the Midwife as the lovable and endearing Chummy or as Miranda in her British sitcom, Miranda. 


In many ways, she reminds me of a female Mr. Bean, but she also reminds me a lot of my friend, Lynsie. In Miranda, she often finds herself in the silliest predicaments - such as having to take her shirt off to try to eliminate width and squeeze through a gate after getting locked in a park at night. These are the kinds of things that happen to my friend Lynsie ALL. THE. TIME. So I find myself laughing all the more while watching Miranda as I think, “This is totally something that would happen to Lynsie!” And, of course, it was Lynsie who introduced me to Miranda to begin with. 

I recently found out that Miranda Hart has written some books, so I used an Audible credit and downloaded her newest book I Haven’t Been Entirely Honest with You. I’m just a little disappointed in her narration because she lacks her usual Miranda “pep” and is just sort of… reading… but other than that, I’m finding it delightful. She is funny and poignant, and while a lot of what she has to say isn’t new, I’m enjoying hearing it from her


I’m now watching Miranda for the third time. If you need a light, humorous show, go look it up. I know it’s on BritBox, but I’m not sure if it’s currently streaming elsewhere (google says it’s on Freevee, and it’s also showing on Amazon Primer but that’s my the Christmas specials). It’s rated TV-PG, but it’s British, so… there are a lot more penis jokes than a PG rating should have. It’s a fun one, though! The Brits make some great TV. 


Tuesday, January 7, 2025

Today is the Day (and ten other random facts)

Fact #1: My kids (finally) go back to school today after the Longest Winter Break of All Time. We’ve taken on a whole new schedule and lifestyle in the time the kids have been out of school. I don’t remember how to do the routine. I don’t remember how to feed my family non-party food that I have to buy and prepare myself. I don’t remember what day it is. I don’t remember how to go to work during normal hours (I went in at 5:30 am during the break). 

Fact #2: Speaking of party food, even though the holidays have come and gone, we are still partying pretty hard over here. Our family has so many December and January birthdays that we can’t even think about rest until February. Over the weekend we had a combined birthday celebration for me (Jan 1), my brother-in-law (Jan 3), and my father-in law (Jan 4). The next day we had Nicky’s birthday party. His birthday was December 27, but we put off his birthday party for a bit because we were booked with Christmas events, other people’s birthdays, and a niece leaving on a mission. I wanted to do something at least a little bit special for his 18th so we had an open house and encouraged people to dress like Nicky. 







Sadly, I got very few pictures. 

Fact #3: On Saturday, during the hustle and bustle of getting ready for parties, someone drifted into my lane and sideswiped  my van. Everyone was fine. Her car was fine. My van’s damage was minimal and only cosmetic (fortunately), but it was a bit inconvenient. I’m not sure, but I think the girl might have initially tried to run. I chased her down, and she pulled over. 


The door is dented, but the scuffs all came out.

Fact #4: Puzzles we did over winter break:



Fact #5: I wish we’d had more time for puzzles and games. On Christmas Day I wanted to play Ark Nova so bad, but in the afternoon, Scotty got slammed with a head cold. He was pretty sick for about 4-5 days. Alas, there was never Ark Nova. 

Fact #6: We hoped to get Daisy’s learner’s permit over the break, and that never happened. After my car accident over the weekend, she’s taking a big step back in any desire to drive. But we did get Nicky’s dental and medical checkups done for his mission paperwork, so at least we have something checked off our to do list. 

Fact #7: I have been engaging in a wonderful journey of collecting all of my free birthday food and gifts. Stay tuned at the end of the month for a thorough rundown. In the meantime, here is a teaser:


Fact #8: 

Me: Go put the HAPPY BIRTHDAY sign out in the yard for the party.

My kids:


Fact #9: I have jury duty next week. This is the 8th time in my life I’ve been summoned for jury duty. Something is wrong with the system. Why is it that I can’t win BINGO to save my life, but I can get called up for jury duty the second I’m eligible?

Fact #10: I am solidly one of those people who get the bug right after Christmas to throw out everything we own and declutter the entire house. I have taken three car loads of stuff to the DI. It feels so refreshing! This is such a funny phenomenon, but I am definitely among the January purgers. My mentality right now is “if it makes me feel any amount of stress to own it, use it, or store it, I want it gone!” I’m doing this with “stuff” but also with food. I’ve gone through all of our food and thrown out everything that I feel stressed out about trying to use up. 

I love getting rid of stuff! Wish I could get rid of my jury summons… (I’m contemplating paying the $1,000 fine and taking the night in jail).