#igotbusted

When I was first married, Scotty came home early one day and walked in on me trying to do the splits in the living room.

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This post if part of a 31 day writing challenge which I adapted to be a 31 day Fallon-inspired hashtag challenge. Make my day and leave a comment on the hashtag!

#mykidisweird

The other day my son asked if we could stop by the assisted living center because he likes the smell of old people.

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This post if part of a 31 day writing challenge which I adapted to be a 31 day Fallon-inspired hashtag challenge. Make my day and leave a comment on the hashtag!

#worstadvice

A guy in my ward once told me that if my baby boy ever started peeing while I was changing his diaper, I could just "pinch it off."

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This post if part of a 31 day writing challenge which I adapted to be a 31 day Fallon-inspired hashtag challenge. Make my day and leave a comment on the hashtag!

#myweirdsecret

I like to stick rose petals up my nose and and shoot them out like a confetti cannon.

Read more of my weird secrets here.

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This post if part of a 31 day writing challenge which I adapted to be a 31 day Fallon-inspired hashtag challenge. Make my day and leave a comment on the hashtag!

#thatwasstupid

One time I used the blade of the blender to cut the seal on a bottle of ranch. I sliced my hand and still couldn't get the bottle open.

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This post if part of a 31 day writing challenge which I adapted to be a 31 day Fallon-inspired hashtag challenge. Make my day and leave a comment on the hashtag!

#myteacherisweird

In third grade I had a math teacher who would sit on a stool, take off his shoes, and rub his own feet in front of the class while he taught.

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This post if part of a 31 day writing challenge which I adapted to be a 31 day Fallon-inspired hashtag challenge. Make my day and leave a comment on the hashtag!

#31days

Today I noticed that some of my friends are participating in the 31 day writing challenge. I haven't done a month-long writing challenge for a really long time. I think I did NaBloPoMo a few times back in my early blogging days, but my participation has been minimal. Right now my creative muscles are really craving some exercise, but with school, there's no way I can keep up with writing every day (unless you want me to copy and paste my school assignments, but no).

Also today, I was perusing Jimmy Fallon hashtag clips on youtube.  I get a kick out of them, and I always think of what I would tweet if I did, in fact, tweet. That's when I decided that Fallon's hashtags would be the perfect prompt for me to use for a 31 day writing challenge.

So for the month of October, I'm going to post something every day based on a hashtag from the Tonight Show. I can handle posting 140 characters or less a day.