Signs That Kids Live Here

A skeleton taped to the ceiling. 

Origami frog in the wreath. 

Socks hanging from the ceiling. 

A candy corn that we aren’t allowed to eat or get rid of because it has wings and looks like an angel.

This entire wall. 

Chewed PopTart remnants on the furniture.

Burn rings in the table from someone pouring fingernail polish remover into shot glasses.

Dirty socks on the table next to the aforementioned burn rings. 

Origami frogs on the wall decor. 

Origami frogs on the TV console. 

Halloween garland in disarray.

Okay. Fine. I wouldn't have it any other way.

But I'm still rolling my eyes.