"When I grow up, I'm going to be a scientist or an anesthesiologist. Or I'll work at Subway."
-Zoe
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Nicky: I'm going to save up my money to buy a Lambourghini.
Daisy: I'm going to save up my money to buy a Toyota.
Eva: I'm going to save up my money to buy a toy Baby Yoda, too!
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Eva: Why are there police everywhere?
Me: There was an accident.
Eva: Someone peed their pants?
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"Mom, we're going to invite Tyler over later to get some romance on. I know all about romance because I've kissed Quinn."
-Zoe
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"Mom, which side of the family does being a pervert come from?"
-Nicky
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"When I grow up I want to be the mayor so I can turn smiles into money, and everyone can be rich!"
-Zoe
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Eva: I can smell McDonald's.
Me: Wow, you must have a really good sniffer!
Eva: That's because I just picked three boogers.
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"Dad, at the zoo I saw a monkey's private part, and it looked like a Nerf bullet."
-Zoe
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"Mom, if I ever have an emergency and need some rope, I'll just make some out of yucca fibers. No big deal."
-Zoe
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