-Nicky
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Me: I wish you had a hobby.
Nicky: I do! Yelling and dancing!
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Scotty: Alexa, Play "TNT."
Zoe: Oh yay! A Minecraft song!
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Scotty: Alexa, play a Simon & Garfunkel playlist.
Nicky: Is this one of those 90's pop bands?
Us: No!
Simon & Garfunkel: Here's to you, Mrs. Robinson...
Nicky: Why are they singing about my English teacher?
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"Mom, I'm an owl and I'm very evil."
-Eva
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"Mom, something is wrong with our last name. There's an 'E' at the end, so so the 'G' should actually make the 'J' sound."
-Zoe
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Nicky: Is the coronavirus an STD?
Us: No, why?
Nicky: You said it spreads through breeding.
Us: Breathing, son.
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"My butt needs fresh air."
-Zoe on a drive
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Me to Scotty: I'm starting to think the reason Nicky is so crotchety is because he learns it from you!
Nicky: Is 'crotchety' a puberty thing?
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"Whoa! These clouds sure look soggy?"
-Eva on a cloudy day
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"My breath smells like a baby's diaper!"
-Zoe
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