Nicky: Yes. I put in cheese and crackers.
Me: Which one is the vegetable?
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Daisy: Hey mom, can we buy that Christmas goat to put in our yard?

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Nicky: I want to invent a food called a "chickurger." It has everything on it that you would find on a hamburger except it has chicken instead of beef.
Me: I have some bad news...
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Daisy: Look mom! It's Paw Patrol!
(Points to some dog thing wearing a fire fighter hat)
Me: Who's Papa Troll?
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Nicky: Mom, is egg nog bad for you?
Me: Yeah. It's pretty fattening.
Nicky: How much egg nog did Dad drink?
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Nicky (while FamilySearch indexing): Mom! Look! This guy died, and he was a farmer. A farmer!
Nicky (to everyone): I found a dead farmer online.
1 comment:
Bahahahah! That last one kills me!
xox
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