“I went to adult Sunday school once, and it was awful! They made us do math, and they didn’t even give us lunch!”
-Eva
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“I love seconds!”
-Eva, as she snuck an extra piece of bread from the sacrament tray
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“Some day Nicky and Molly will be more than friends! They will be best friends!”
-Eva
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“Mom, can I have one of those naked peaches?”
-Eva, asking for a nectarine
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While watching How to Train Your Dragon 2:
Zoe: Why are her boobs so pointy? (talking about Hiccup’s mom)
Eva: I know, right? They’re like egg tops!
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Me: I will not keep track of your shoes!
Zoe: So you’re basically useless? Wow, Mom!
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Eva: Mom, can I get a pet fish?
Me: Nope. We’re not getting any more pets, or we’ll never be able to go on vacation!
Eva: We can just kill it before we leave!
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Zoe: Mom, you just wouldn’t understand what friendship is like for ten-year-olds these days.
Me: What makes you think that?
Zoe: Well, you were my age 29 years ago, and things are different now.
Me: What’s different?
Zoe: Well, we’re just a lot funnier nowadays. Like with all our funny t-shirts and stuff.
Me: Well then you wouldn’t understand what friendship was like when I was your age!
Zoe: Oh yes, I understand! All you did was sit around on benches saying, “Yo, what’s up?” except those words hadn’t been invented yet.
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