Eva: Can we go to Target?
Me: No, I've already been there today.
Eva: What for? To get your old lady meds?
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Cake: How do you afford your rock and roll lifestyle?
Eva: This guy sounds like he's not even trying to sing.
Zoe: Ya, if I made this song, I would be pretty disappointed with my life.
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Zoe: I think I need to go to the eye dentist.
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Zoe: I wish napkins had a better flavor.
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Eva: Those people are easveswalking!
(They were jaywalking)
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Eva: I ate a receipt once. It tasted horrible.
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On our way to Target...
Zoe: My pants look weird, but it's okay because it's not like Robert Irwin is going to be there.
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Eva to Scotty: Mom's too normal to be with you.
Eva
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