“I’m not a diva, I just have ADHD.”
-Eva
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“I don’t trust big scissors.”
-Eva
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“Mom, I think I have allergies. My toe itches really bad.”
-Eva
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“It smells like rain and pulled pork sandwiches.”
-Zoe
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“I don’t need no more education.”
-Zoe
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Me: I smell propane.
Daisy: Like, the drug?
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“You guys aren’t people, you’re family.”
-Eva
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Me: You’re a stinker!
Eva: And a diva. And a brat.
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