Things the Kids Say: Episode 35

“I look like a bully from a Disney Channel original movie.”

-Nicky after a drastic haircut

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“I hope Lorelai ends up with Jess, bro!”

-Nicky on Gilmore Girls

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Girls: Where did you go on your honeymoon?

Us: We went on a cruise.

Zoe: On what ship? The Titanic?

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“All your friends look like Britney Spears.”

-Eva looking at my high school photos

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Me: I hate quinoa.

Daisy: Who’s that?

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“My kids are going to be spoiled because I don’t want them to have a stupid childhood like me. I’m even going to let them swear!”

-Eva, who has had a stupid childhood and isn’t allowed to swear

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“My cast smells like cheese.”

-Zoe with her broken arm

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“Our family puts the ‘fun’ in funeral!”

-Zoe

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Eva: Are we rich?

Zoe: No, we’re class middle.

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Grandma: Sounds like you need to do your chores.

Zoe: That’s not really my thing.

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Grandpa: Your uncles Kyle and Drew are 1/4 Finnish.

Zoe: Oooohhhhh. That explains Kyle’s Finnish accent.

(Kyle does not have a Finnish accent)