Just look at them swarming each other - their fishy flesh rubbing up against their neighbors'. It's absolutely horrid!
{{Shudder}}
And their mouths! Oh, those disgusting, circular mouths!! They are the things nightmares are made of.
Fact #2: Strangely, I was the only individual (out of hundreds) standing over this koi pond yelling like a crazy person. Sometimes I take my turn being the embarrassment of the family.
Fact #3: Goats on the other hand are like puppies to me. I want to hold them and nuzzle them (okay, maybe not nuzzle) and dress them in little goat t-shirts.
Just look at that cute face!
He's basking in the sun! He basks!
I've never seen a koi fish do that.
Fact #4: It's not just koi, though. I think I have an aversion to aquatic animals in general. One time I went swimming with stingrays in Grand Cayman, and I was hysterical! If any of them came near me (or, gasp! Brushed against my legs) I began running, leaping, and hollering as if my life would surely end in that moment.
You know how sometimes there is a really annoying woman at a theme park or movie who loudly vocalizes her fear and ruins the experience for everyone?
Yeah. That was me.
Fact #5: Last week Scotty and I celebrated 11 years of marriage.
I'm a lucky girl.
You know how sometimes there is a really annoying woman at a theme park or movie who loudly vocalizes her fear and ruins the experience for everyone?
Yeah. That was me.
Fact #5: Last week Scotty and I celebrated 11 years of marriage.
I'm a lucky girl.
Fact #6: Also last week, Nicky's nose bled all over his math homework. We decided not to turn it in.
Fact #7: We made that decision because a) he's in first grade - the penalty for not turning in math homework can't be that high - and b) one time Nicky's nose bled on the preschool sign-in sheet, and the teachers reacted like it was a 2319.
Fact #8: I really wish that Fox and Disney would collaborate so that the new Avengers movie can acknowledge that the twins are Magneto's children.
Fact #9: Whoa. I just had a nerd moment. Sorry, readers.
Fact #10: I can't believe it's already the end of another school year. How does this happen?!?
3 comments:
23-19! 23-19!!
I have not ever previously considered koi fish, but now I feel they all deserve a stinky side-eye.
How does one run or leap whilst swimming with stingrays? Doesn't, I don't know, the water get in the way of hysterical movements?
And Fox-Disney!? YES PLEASE!
xox
The water was about waist-deep, so running was difficult but not impossible. That is where the leaping came. - I had to leap out of the water. It's an art, really.
Is that Scotty...or Woody Harrelson? Have they ever actually been seen in the same oom together?
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