50 Things I'm bad at

1. Judging the done-ness of pasta
2. Judging the done-ness of any food, really
3. Making shots in basketball
4. Spelling words out loud
5. Applying brow make-up
6. Applying any make-up, for that matter
7. Cutting bangs
8. Keeping the kitchen tidy while I cook
9. Saying the word "algorithm"
10. Writing conclusions
11. Playing the piano
12. Remembering to take pills
13. Stratego
14. Styling my girls' hair
15. Fashion
16. Swimming
17. Adventure
18. Trying new things
19. Making bread
20. Cleaning the bath tub
21. Riddles
22. Rap battling
23. Working with other people
24. Growing melons
25. Being patient
26. Parallel parking
27. Most other types of parking
28. Detecting the scent of rotten milk in my van
29. Small talk
30. Making coffee (I used to work at a donut shop, and I had customers specifically ask that I not make their coffee)
31. Fishing (see #25)
32. Playing with kids
33. Folding fitted sheets (again see #25)
34. Choosing the right size pot or bowl
35. Returning library books on time
36. Asking for help
37. Eating vegetables
38. Buying the item I went to the store for
39. Putting DVDs away
40. Interpreting and following maps
41. Displaying positive body language
42. Birthday parties
43. Keeping things clean when I paint
44. Cleaning the fridge
45. Listening to my kids
46. BINGO
47. Disciplining my kids
48. Showering
49. Typing with my left hand (I only use one finger)
50. Sewing