Things the Kids Say: Episode 29

“Ah, smells like wood and men!”

-Zoe walking into Lowe’s

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“Ah, smells like wet men!”

-Zoe walking into Pirates of the Caribbean 

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“I’m not on the naughty list, but I might be on the so/so list.”

-Zoe

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Ricky Martin: Shake your bon bon, shake your bon bon, shake your bon bon…

Kids: Mom, you need to change the song. It’s Sunday.

Me: Am I not allowed to shake my bon bon on Sunday?

Eva: You can only shake the front, not the back.

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“I know where babies come from. Jesus comes into your room at night and stuffs little body parts inside you to make a baby. At least I think that’s how it works.”

-Eva

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“Life is confusing with you as a mom.”

-Eva

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Eva: Mom, who’s your favorite kid?

Me: You know I don’t have a favorite kid. I love you all the same.

Eva: Am I a miracle?

Me: Yes

Eva: Are all your kids miracles?

Me: Yes

Eva: So who’s your favorite miracle, then?