I used to think cavities were formed by tiny bugs with pick axes. I taped my mouth shut one night so they couldn't get in.
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I used to think red blood cells had tiny little hands and arms, and wore white gloves and clown shoes, kind of like the California Raisins. I mean, everyone talks about how red blood cells "carry" oxygen and food and blah blah blah, of COURSE they have arms. And white Mickey Mouse gloves were the obvious solution to covering up red bloody hands. Le duh.
I used to think red blood cells had tiny little hands and arms, and wore white gloves and clown shoes, kind of like the California Raisins. I mean, everyone talks about how red blood cells "carry" oxygen and food and blah blah blah, of COURSE they have arms. And white Mickey Mouse gloves were the obvious solution to covering up red bloody hands. Le duh.
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