A prayer by Eva:
"Hevenny Defadduh (Heavenly Father), please use your magic to make Daisy stop saying bad words like, 'peepee.'"
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"Hey, Eva! Text [Aunt] Amber and say, 'Can Zoe and Eva come to your house?' But don't use any poop emojis, or she'll know it’s not from Mom!"
-Zoe
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"My bladder is like a gallon Ziploc bag."
-Nicky
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"It smells like rotten eggs and six-day-old soda in here!"
-Zoe, referring to the van
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"I'm flirting with the man in the mirror!"
-Nicky singing "Man in the Mirror" by Michael Jackson
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"(Aunt) Amber allows anything! Even caffeine!"
-Zoe
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"I have a really bad font."
-Nicky, referring to his handwriting
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"I have a little bit of an accent. I have no idea why. It's just the way God made me."
-Zoe
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"I can't wait to go to Saint George so I can twerk with no shirt on."
-Nicky
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