Questions Answered

September Writing Challenge - Prompt #31:

Easy Peasy

For this prompt, I’m going to take the “easy” way out and do a questionnaire: 

1. If you could spend a day as someone else, who would it be?

I think it would be fascinating to spend a day as anyone else. What would it be like to taste food in someone else mouth or see colors through someone else’s eyes? What if their blue looks nothing like my blue, and their Cheetos taste nothing like my Cheetos?

And what is it like to have someone else’s mind? To think like they do? 

Ultimately it would probably be good for me to spend a day as someone completely different than me - someone that I have a hard time understanding. 

2. Which celebrity gets on your nerves the most?

Bill Murray. Vince Vaughn. Jojo Siwa. Megan Fox.

3. If you were going to bury a time capsule, what would you put in it?

iPhone, a receipt from a grocery store and a gas station, a list of predictions for the future, a photo book, a currently trendy outfit with accessories, a Loungefly backpack, and some Little People sets.

4. When you were a kid, what did you want to be when you grew up?

A taxi driver

5. What’s the strangest place you’ve ever gone potty?

Do you really want to know? 

Brace yourself.

In my van. Into a diaper. In the carpool lane at the elementary school. With a sleeping baby in the car.

Twice.

6. How old were you when you had your first kiss?

Twelve.

7. Do you have any strange or unique phobias?

Do you mean like choking on carrots while driving?

8. If you could bring back one toy from your childhood, what would it be?

The original Littlest Pet Shop toys. I had tons of them, and my friend Christy and I spent hours and hours playing with them at sleepovers. This was before they had enlarged heads. 

I got rid of them when I was a teenager, and I have always regretted it. 

9. If you could be a Disney villain, which one would you be?

10. If you had to describe yourself in three words, what would they be?

Observant, annoyed, and punctual.