Me: Isn’t it nice having a clean room?
Daisy: No! It makes me feel like my life is empty.
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Nurse at maturation class: When you go through puberty, you might get oily skin and pimples.
Zoe: Mom, you never finished puberty, did you?
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“Jesus got us falling in love again!”
-Eva singing Usher
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Daisy: [Crush] is sending me really weird texts.
Me: Well, we just have to remember… he is a 14 year old boy.
Daisy: But today he’s acting 8.
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“If I eat some clothes when I’m pregnant, will the baby still come out naked?”
-Eva
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“Mom? Do birds ever get constipated? Cause I kind of don’t think they do.”
-Eva
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Eva: What does the peace sign mean?
Me: Peace.
Eva: What does peace mean?
Me: No fighting.
Eva: That’s so cap.
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“I’m pretty sure I have perfect pitch.”
-Zoe, who does not have perfect pitch
You have chickens and she asked if birds get constipated? We always have at least one bird a little clogged up it seems
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