“Why are we allowed to have a stop sign in our yard but not a horse?”
-Zoe
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“Look how happy those grandmas are!”
-Eva referring to two ladies my age
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Car alarm outside: Beep! Beep! Beep!
Eva: Is that my car?
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“Taylor Swift is so twelve years ago!”
-Zoe, who is 11
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“Our lives are going to change forever because Dad is a YouTuber now, but he’s not the kind that says ‘Oh my God!’”
-Eva after Scotty posted one video on YouTube
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Zoe: Occasionally I like big butts.
Me: Occasionally?
Zoe: Well, I don’t really know what that means.
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