Things the Kids Say: Episode 25

 “I’m not right handed or left handed. I can use either hand. Like at school, I can raise my left hand.” 

-Zoe

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“I love birds. Except for evil ones. My favorite birds are eagles and parrots - slash - macaws.” 

-Eva

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“My friend has like 8 or 14 kids in his family. I bet his mom doesn’t have a belly button cuz of how much birth she does.” 

-Eva

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“I saw one of my friends from school at the 4th of July parade. He’s one of those tank top kind of boys.” 

-Eva

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“I think my spirit animal is a wolf because I like meat, I like to bark, and I think the moon is beautiful. Hey, that actually gives me a great idea for a novel! It’s about UFOs!” 

-Zoe

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“Mom, I see the beginning of (friend’s) crack all the time.” 

-Eva

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“It’s okay if you read your book as long as you look up every three seconds to see me playing Zelda…. By the way, it’s been three seconds!” 

-Eva