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Sunday, July 2, 2023

Things the Kids Say: Episode 24

 “Some kids who are younger than me have armpit hair. It’s harsh, man!”

- Zoe

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“Mommy, are you proud of me? I’m a woman. I have woman hair in my armpits.”

-Eva, when she noticed her peach fuzz

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“Old people flirting is so weird.”

-Nicky

Nicky

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“We should use ground beef instead of hamburger to make some burgers.” 

-Daisy

Daisy

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“Tyler always says penis, but don’t worry, I told him he needs to say balls instead.”

-Eva

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“From now on I need you to give me gift receipts for all my birthday presents.”

-Zoe

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“Why was I born in a hospital instead of a bamboo forest?”

-Eva

Eva

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Me (singing): “Country roads, take me home, to the place where I belong…”

Zoe: West Vagina!

Me: Oh, honey, it’s Virginia. VIR.GIN.IA.

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“It’s so unfair. Everyone in my class gets to eat seaweed but me!”

-Eva

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“I need to know what you plan on giving my kids for their birthdays so I can make sure it’s appropriate.”

-Zoe

Zoe

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“Is preschool still a thing after all these years?”

-Zoe

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“I guess I didn’t scrape off all my dirty.”

-Nicky, after seeing how dirty his feet still were after his post YM camp shower


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