Things the Kids Say: Episode 23

Me (singing): We only got four minutes to save the world!

Zoe: Four minutes? That isn’t very much time. You should have at least four decades to save the world!

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Eva: I’m going to brush my hair for 25 minutes.

(She didn’t brush her hair at all. Never does).

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Zoe: The purpose of dance is to twerk in front of boys you love.

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Me: Cell phones used to only be for emergencies, and they couldn’t take pictures.

Eva: That’s dumb. Whoever made those phones made really bad choices.

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Zoe (in the van): It smells like an old woman in here.

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Zoe: I only kiss things that don’t have bark on them.

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Zoe (to her primary teacher who gave her a magazine at church): Magazines are really good for when I’m constipated and I have to wait a while for my poop to come out.

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Nicky: I didn’t get a single wiener drawn in my yearbook this year.

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Me (singing Bohemian Rhapsody): Mama! Ooo-ooo-ooo!

Eva: Why are you singing a song about Grandma?

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Me: You should go for a bike ride.

Daisy: I’d rather eat carrots.

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Eva (to me while I watch a period drama): Why do you watch so many shows with boring colors?