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Sunday, March 12, 2023

Things the Kids Say: Episode 21

Zoe: For some reason I’m obsessed with boys!

Me: Oh! Are you starting to think they’re cute?

Zoe: No, I just mean that I give all my stuffed animals boy names.

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Daisy listening to “Kiss” by Prince:

“This sounds horrible! He screams worse than Zoe!”

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“Now that Nicky has done his drug test, he can do all the drugs he wants. It’s not like they can swap his pee!” 

-Zoe, who kind of terrifies me

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Nicky after eating Smart Food popcorn:

“This popcorn tastes like Play Doh… but in a good way!”

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Zoe: I rub beans on my toes every night.

Eva (yelling): NO YOU DON’T!

Zoe (yelling back): Eva! It’s just a metaphor!

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“Zoe cleaned our room, and now it’s not my habitat anymore. I’m used to messy places so I need to live somewhere else.”

-Eva

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“I learned more watching Bill and Ted than I’ve learned from my AP world history class.”

-Nicky


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