After a conversation about dairy products…
Zoe: Can my body make milk?
Me: Yes. When you have a baby, your body can make milk to feed the baby.
Zoe: Is that why babies suck on nipples?
Me: Yes.
Zoe: So I have udders? OHMYGOSH! Eva! We have udders!
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“I’m not good with these old-fashioned vacuums!”
-Zoe while using a broom
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Nicky: When I grow up, I sure hope I don’t have your gas problems!
Me: I know! Gas is so expensive right now!
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“This family is full of drama queens!”
-Zoe while watching Bluey
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While playing a board game…
Nicky: I’m going to lose no matter what.
Zoe: Did you try cheating?
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Me: I need to buy some toilet wand refills.
Daisy: What’s a toilet wand?
Me: You know those scrubby things we clean the toilets with?
Daisy: Oh, so it’s not something from Harry Potter?
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“My mustache looks so much better with my braces off!”
-Nicky
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“Is that Jesus?”
-Eva
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“This guy needs a therapist.”
“Is it supposed to sound like this?
“This is the stupidest thing ever!”
-Daisy while listening to Bohemian Rhapsody
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