Things the Kids Say: Episode 12

It's been a while since I did a post about things my kids have said. In fact, I haven't done one yet this year. For a while there, they were on a role, but for the last six months or so, they haven't been making as many notable comments ("notable" in that I feel compelled to jot them down because they're just so funny or unbelievable). 

As always, I wish I could capture their little voices and their adorable speech impediments. 

Notice that Nicky and Daisy didn't make this episode at all. Chock it up to puberty and pre-teen attitude. 

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"Mickey Mouse

Donald Trump

Mickey Mouse

Donald Trump!"

-Eva

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"Nature's not fun."

-Zoe

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"That's so 90's!"

-Zoe, referring to a pioneer schoolhouse 

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"I think that bird died, and that other bird is giving it CPR!"

-Zoe, when she saw birds mating in a parking lot

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Me: Honey, will you go put these socks away?

Eva: I'm not a honey. I'm a zookeeper.

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"My whole life would be different if Daddy had a six pack."

-Zoe

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Eva: Mom, are there 100 trees on earth?

Me: There are way more than 100 trees on earth!

Eva: So, like 120?

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"My brain is working today because I haven't watched any YouTube."

-Eva

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Eva: Mom, who was the first person on earth to have a baby?

Me: Adam and Eve.

Eva: Oh, those naked people?

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"I want to go home."

-Eva... crying... while sitting on our living room couch