One of my kids flips off their siblings all the time.
One of my kids yells "cannibalism" when they jump off things.
One of my kids sings and dances like Rick Astley. All. Day. Long.
One of my kids won't stop saying "ass."
One of my kids wears the same clothes everyday.
One of my kids picks their nose so much that they have sores around their nostrils.
One of my kids is constantly badgering us about every COVID precaution we should be taking.
One of my kids won't flush the toilet when they poop.
One of my kids won't flush the toilet or wipe when they poop.
One of my kids is obsessed with The Simpsons and is always trying to sneak-watch it.
One of my kids claws their siblings and leaves scars.
One of my kids currently has a ten-inch scratch on their forearm from the clawing kid. The clawing kid had skin under their fingernails from that one.
One of my kids always farts on their siblings.
One of my kids is going through a High School Musical phase.
One of my kids has horrendous tantrums almost every night at bedtime and keeps breaking the doors in our house.
One of my kids has gross stuff inside their mask everyday (food... boogers... blood...)
One of my kid’s feet stink so bad we make them keep their shoes in the garage.
One of my kids likes to stick a shoelace in their ear. Wait no. That’s Scotty! Now I know where my kids get it all from!
I don't know if you need an encouraging elbow bump or just a million prayers. I'm guessing both! My heart goes out to you, Britt. Not sure how you do it but you do and I love the fact that you can find the humor in life. (No, I'm not laughing....but usually I do.)
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