Things the Kids Say: Episode 9

"How come people use hair dryers instead of leaf blowers to do their hair?"

-Nicky

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Me: I wish you had a hobby.

Nicky: I do! Yelling and dancing!

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Scotty: Alexa, Play "TNT."

Zoe: Oh yay! A Minecraft song!

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Scotty: Alexa, play a Simon & Garfunkel playlist.

Nicky: Is this one of those 90's pop bands?

Us: No!

Simon & Garfunkel: Here's to you, Mrs. Robinson...

Nicky: Why are they singing about my English teacher?

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"Mom, I'm an owl and I'm very evil."

-Eva

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"Mom, something is wrong with our last name. There's an 'E' at the end, so so the 'G' should actually make the 'J' sound."

-Zoe

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Nicky: Is the coronavirus an STD?

Us: No, why?

Nicky: You said it spreads through breeding.

Us: Breathing, son.

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"My butt needs fresh air."

-Zoe on a drive

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Me to Scotty: I'm starting to think the reason Nicky is so crotchety is because he learns it from you!

Nicky: Is 'crotchety' a puberty thing?

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"Whoa! These clouds sure look soggy?"

-Eva on a cloudy day

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"My breath smells like a baby's diaper!"

-Zoe