My Day So Far

"MOOOOOM! My scooter keeps making my foot go down!"

I don't even know what this means.

"MOOOOOM! I need this troll to have a ponytail!"

I'm pretty sure that goes against all things "troll."

"MOOOOOM! Baby cup!"
(Translation: I want to drink from the tiniest cup known to man)

Here is a medicine cup. Go to town!

"MOOOOOOM! Need! Ice!"

As you wish.

"MOOOOOM! I want four muffins! FOUR!!!"

I give her three. She eats two.

"MOOOOOM! The chicken lost a feather. We need to put it back on right now."

It's not a chicken feather.

"MOOOOOM!"

Um... you're talking to Dad.