Hate is a Strong Word

Things my five-year-old hates:

• Pizza
• Sid the Science Kid
• Anything that requires having her ears touched
• Pickles
• Chicken (if you even say the word "chicken," she will start wailing dramatically and throw herself on the floor)
• Most of the kids in her preschool class
• Water
• The dentist
• "Take Me Out to the Ball Game"
• Shoes
• Waiting
• Soup
• Booberry and Frankenberry
• Sacrament Meeting
• Her dance costume
• Pinkie Pie
• Harry Potter
• Shots
• Not going first
• Bananas
• Holding still
• French toast
• Elf
• All vegetables except raw carrots, but she will only eat one and then she "hates" the rest
• Hair buns
• Mylanta (she will make herself throw up)
• Tinkerbell
• Orville Richard Burrell (more commonly known as "Shaggy") (five-year-olds shouldn't really have an opinion on Shaggy, but mine does!)
• Milk
• Having her hair brushed
• Sesame Street (last week's Mormon Tabernacle Choir concert was interesting)
• Paying tithing

Things my five-year-old likes:

• McDonald's
• Balloons